Not Me Monday!

Sigh, alas, even in the new year, and I am sure for many years to come- I shall have not me Mondays...
Like the day I surely did not let my child drink an entire large vanilla milk steamer in 10 minutes just to have him sit still so I could get some work done...or was the absolute calmest mother you have laid eyes on- not panicking or throwing a tantrum in front of a coffee-shop full of people when I saw my child sticking his brand new (read: not even 24 hours old) fancy story book magnets down a coffee shop air vent that is plastered to the wall (read: gone forever)
I did not call my own mother (who lives 12 hours away) minutes later just to tell her how mad I was (and she did not laugh hysterically telling me that it was pay back for all the watches I had lost in the trash once upon a time)
No not me. I am calm and collected at all times. :)